You know you are old when you can’t hear the thermometer beep
You know you are old when your trophy wife applies for social security
You know you are old when you create a folder to keep the obituaries of your friends
You know you are old when you are stiff in all the wrong places.
You know you are old when the president of the United States is young enough to be your child.
You know you are old when your grandson looks you up on Wikipedia.
You know you are old when people younger than your children are running for president of the USA.
You know you are old when you can not hold your phone still long enough to tweet a photo of your junk.
You know you are old when your friends trade in their headphones for hearing aids.
You know you are old when having a massage, you are more worried that you will fart then you are about getting an erection
You know you are old when you find Nancy Pelosi sexy.
You know you are old when you congratulate a former girl friend on becoming a great grandmother.
You know your old when your kids are on the latest social media site before you even heard of it.
You know you are old when your grandson drives and you don’t.
You know you are old when you get a LinkedIn request from your grandson.
You know you are old when you carry this in your wallet in the same place you carried a condom when you were young.
